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[leia131]

Dad and Eric and I went fishing today. That was an adventure.

See, fishing with my father involves a lot of food, and usually no fish. But today, among the three of us, we caught a grand total of 11 fish and one frog. (Yes, Eric caught a frog. Then he tried to re-cast his line, using the frog as bait, but it fell off mid-cast.)

Most of the fish we caught were little pumpkinseeds and bass, but I caught a 12" largemouth bass. Because I am awesome. (We let them all go. I shudder to think what Arthur would do if I brought home dead fish.) Pictures of me and my fantastic fish will probably be up on Facebook soon.




And that was my day!

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[jurisfiction16.livejournal.com]

I think Arthur would be overjoyed if you brought home a dead fish that big. Because you have killed one of his natural preditors. And he would dance, fishily.
Yes, you ARE awesome for landing such a catch. For me, the only 'catch' I've made lately is Phil, and he doesn't taste that great fried with butter.
As for Mr. O, the band teacher, tell your mother that, no, he was not one of the guys in the platforms and facepaint, but every kid at MVU likes to speculate what his make-up would have been if he had stayed with the band. He was a pianist, like me (*karen voice* teehee, pianist!) but he was a part of Wicked Lester, the band before it was officially KISS.
I didn't go to his last concert but I heard it was SAAAAAAAAAAAAD. He cried. And I have never seen the man exhibit any human emotion except anger before. So..... wow.
And the Stars of David? I've already started making them for our business bombardment. And they're razor sharp. Very "Become a Jew or I'll slash your prices. LITERALLY."

[theatregeek1986.livejournal.com]

Ok, so your mom called "the box" today. And she said her name, but you know I don't really listen to costumers to close until I'm sure they are ordering. But she seemed to know who I was so I assumed she knew the other Jenn who is my boss. Cause 90% of the time when I answere te phone, the person on the other end thinks I'm the Other Jenn. So when I actually needed to get her name and she said Mary Denardo, I realized she actually did know me! HAHA. It was mildly embarassing.

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

Mr. Gilbert told us a lame joke one time. Actually, that's all he ever does.


What's the only animal that grows after its death?
A fish.

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