Oddly Enough, These Rants Were Not Caused By Fanfic

[leia131]

1. Maybe it's just me, but I really don't see anything wrong with the word come. There's absolutely no reason to ever use 'cum' in place of it. No, really, there's not. ESPECIALLY if you're not talking about sex. If you write "I'm cumming over" or "cum and get it" I may have to kill you. If you use 'cum' in a sex scene, I'll be a little more forgiving, but it's really not necessary. You can spell it properly and I'll know what you mean. I am an intelligent person. You don't need to write things out phoentically for me to understand.

2. THERE ARE FOUR MARAUDERS. Whether you like it or not, Peter Pettigrew is a Marauder. If you're drawing or writing about the Marauders, especially during their time at Hogwarts, INCLUDE ALL FOUR OF THEM.

Comments

[leia131.livejournal.com]

That's the most acceptable way, but it's not really necessary. If you write "his come is all over my hand" it's just as good.

[bunyipflip.livejournal.com]

I always wondered why it WAS "come" in the first place. Let me look, in a totally safe way (because Google would NOT be the best option for searching this):

http://archives.stupidquestion.net/sq10603.html

It used to be the verb for "to orgasm" said like, "come forth with it." Man, is there anything dirtier than doing a Puritan chick as she screams "Come forth with it?" The world must know this new turn-on. Though I'm sure it's been Rule 34'd already :/

[leia131.livejournal.com]

The fact that you know what Rule 34 is makes your comment even more awesome than it already was. (Which was pretty awesome, cause I love knowing weird things like that.)