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leia131This is long but I promise it's funny.
You know, I think I decided today that all the trials and tribulations and crazy teachers *Cough COSTELLO Cough* I've had at RHS are completely made null and void by this Senior Year YES Plan. It's just so totally perfect. Here's why:
1. I am directing and get to cast a play that I like and not the one I hated.
2. I am also directing a play who's entire cast is Ari.
3. Mr. Peterson + Mr. French = WOAH
4. Watching Anna react to the aforementioned two = priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's YES Plan
5. I have a hour off in the middle of each day
6. Neither class requires very much brain power
7. I held Vanessa's lollipop. (Take that however you want)
I am directing Paul's play. That he wrote...about himself. Conceited much? But the best part is that we don't have enough guys for it, so the character "Paul" is now "Paulette." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I made Paul into a girl. AND I LIKED IT!
Guys: *In reference to Drew Peterson* Yo Droopy! (Drew P, Droopy, Get it?)
Mr. Peterson: That's not an anatomical reference, as far as I know...
Mr. Peterson ate a piece of chalk today. No joke.
Mr. Peterson: They're all so full of angst! Ahhhh the angst in my pants!
Me. Peterson: *In reference to Rebel Without A Cause, which is a really good movie* So what if Dad dresses up like a French maid? I could deal with that if he bought me a new car! SUCK IT UP!
Jim's Dad: *In the movie* I once ate so much I couldn't swallow again until recess! (Took about half a second for Anna and I to look at each other and totally lose it)
Anna and I decided that Plato wants Jim the same was Sam wants Frodo. And he was wearing one red sock, which according to Mr. Peterson means he is in fact gay, so we were right.
Jim has two very bad lines: "You can trust me." and "You wanna explore?"
Cuckooboo. What, exactly, is a cuckooboo?
And now, a grammar lesson. I read seven plays today. Out of them, exactly two used your and you're correctly. Ok, children. YOUR indicates possession, such as "If you don't get this right, I'm going to kick YOUR ass." The ass belongs to you. YOU'RE is a contraction of YOU ARE and is used as a verb. Such as "If you don't know this by now, YOU'RE the biggest dumbass I've ever met." YOU ARE a dumbass. Get it? Got it? Good. No more PLEASE! Mommy has had enough bad grammar.
And I hate American Idol. Bo didn't win, and now I'm going to have to hear about it for THE REST OF MY LIFE!
That's it. Goodnight, and happy grammar!
Current Mood:
determined
You know, I think I decided today that all the trials and tribulations and crazy teachers *Cough COSTELLO Cough* I've had at RHS are completely made null and void by this Senior Year YES Plan. It's just so totally perfect. Here's why:
1. I am directing and get to cast a play that I like and not the one I hated.
2. I am also directing a play who's entire cast is Ari.
3. Mr. Peterson + Mr. French = WOAH
4. Watching Anna react to the aforementioned two = priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's YES Plan
5. I have a hour off in the middle of each day
6. Neither class requires very much brain power
7. I held Vanessa's lollipop. (Take that however you want)
I am directing Paul's play. That he wrote...about himself. Conceited much? But the best part is that we don't have enough guys for it, so the character "Paul" is now "Paulette." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I made Paul into a girl. AND I LIKED IT!
Guys: *In reference to Drew Peterson* Yo Droopy! (Drew P, Droopy, Get it?)
Mr. Peterson: That's not an anatomical reference, as far as I know...
Mr. Peterson ate a piece of chalk today. No joke.
Mr. Peterson: They're all so full of angst! Ahhhh the angst in my pants!
Me. Peterson: *In reference to Rebel Without A Cause, which is a really good movie* So what if Dad dresses up like a French maid? I could deal with that if he bought me a new car! SUCK IT UP!
Jim's Dad: *In the movie* I once ate so much I couldn't swallow again until recess! (Took about half a second for Anna and I to look at each other and totally lose it)
Anna and I decided that Plato wants Jim the same was Sam wants Frodo. And he was wearing one red sock, which according to Mr. Peterson means he is in fact gay, so we were right.
Jim has two very bad lines: "You can trust me." and "You wanna explore?"
Cuckooboo. What, exactly, is a cuckooboo?
And now, a grammar lesson. I read seven plays today. Out of them, exactly two used your and you're correctly. Ok, children. YOUR indicates possession, such as "If you don't get this right, I'm going to kick YOUR ass." The ass belongs to you. YOU'RE is a contraction of YOU ARE and is used as a verb. Such as "If you don't know this by now, YOU'RE the biggest dumbass I've ever met." YOU ARE a dumbass. Get it? Got it? Good. No more PLEASE! Mommy has had enough bad grammar.
And I hate American Idol. Bo didn't win, and now I'm going to have to hear about it for THE REST OF MY LIFE!
That's it. Goodnight, and happy grammar!
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Date: 2005-05-25 09:33 pm (UTC)Heh
Date: 2005-05-26 04:41 am (UTC)Erin, babe, I had to delete your comment so it would let me see the other one because my computer hates you. But I love you and if they taught grammar at all in grade or middle school we wouldn't be having this problem.
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Date: 2005-05-26 01:39 pm (UTC)french and peterson are so funny
rebels without a cause is such a funny movie
the i want to screw you face
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Date: 2005-05-26 02:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-26 05:48 pm (UTC)Wow
Date: 2005-05-26 05:49 pm (UTC)This time.
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Date: 2005-05-27 06:11 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Heh
Date: 2005-05-27 06:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 06:13 pm (UTC)for that
i FUCKING LOVE YOU KRISTEN!!!!!!!!!! it took me a good. mmmm 2 minutes to compose myself after that one