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Anecdote:
Today in Orgo lab Professor Lamos showed us how you can make a single pipet into a shit-ton of capillary tubes by heating the middle of the pipet over a burner until it gets melty, and then stretching it out real fast so it gets all thin before it cools. The thing is, you can only stretch the glass as wide as your arms are, so the temptation is to bring your arms out really far. It was at this point that Lamos told us, especially if we were women, that this is not a good idea. Stretching your arms out really far thrusts your chest out, and into the hot glass. Which is a problem for everyone, but especially those with boobs. :)
Too Much Information:
Joe's Cell Phone: *rings in the middle of wind ensemble*
Joe: (embarassed) I'm sorry. That was a fluke.
Doc: (quietly) Eh, you were a fluke.
Joe: (excited) No! I wasn't! My mother called me one day to tell me that I was a planned baby. *imitating his mother* You were concieved on Valentine's Day, 1986.
Me: *in my head* TMI Joe.
Geekery:
Lily and James Potter were murdered on Halloween. So, this is not just a holiday, but also the anniversary of their death. I wonder what that does to Harry's perception of the day.
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Nov. 15th, 2006 04:10 amOk, so this isn't really going to be funny to you guys, cause you don't know who John Devlin is, but I want to remember this quote and it's my journal, so deal.
Well, alright, this may help, but you really need to know his personality/reputation for it to be as hilarious as it is... John is the guy in charge of tech here at St. Mikes. He's like Ron, only he's really really smart and cool and awesome, and Ron is not. They just have similar jobs. Only John actually knows how to do his. ANYWAY.
Joe: John is the bearded one, yes?
Someone: Yes.
Joe: I saw him once carrying some two-by-fours. In the rain. And two squirrels were following him. They thought he was Noah.
Oh, how we laughed.
Well, alright, this may help, but you really need to know his personality/reputation for it to be as hilarious as it is... John is the guy in charge of tech here at St. Mikes. He's like Ron, only he's really really smart and cool and awesome, and Ron is not. They just have similar jobs. Only John actually knows how to do his. ANYWAY.
Joe: John is the bearded one, yes?
Someone: Yes.
Joe: I saw him once carrying some two-by-fours. In the rain. And two squirrels were following him. They thought he was Noah.
Oh, how we laughed.
