YES!

FINALS ARE OVER! I NEVER HAVE TO SEE MRS. COSTELLO AGAIN! (Can you tell I'm excited?)

And I love Mr. Peterson. We watched this episode of Northern Exposure for the second half of our final, and that has to be the weirdest show ever.

Example of the strange writing on Northern Exposure: I've ruined like three pairs of underwear just dreaming about you!

And "Hawley has the key to my pants. And my heart." It should be noted that Hawley is at least 60 and the girl speaking is like 20.

So anyways, it was fun and now finals are done. YES!

Bartley is correct on the movie quote. It is X-men. The first one.

Bart's prize is that he gets to be exempted from me yelling at him for not showing up to our Anthro final. I will not even say Bad Bart, or that he didn't hand in his final project either. Not a word from me.

So let's try for an easier quote this time... "That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life." ( I <3 this quote. I <3 bad puns.)

Leno

Sometimes I watch Jay Leno, and his jokes are just...eh.

And then sometimes I watch him and I laugh like a fool. And a loon. And a loony fool. And a foolsih loon. You get the idea.

Examples:

1. A school teacher slept with two of her 13 year old students. That's when we know our classrooms are really overcrowded. I mean, where's the individual attention? She is currently being held on 1 million dollars bail, which the two boys are trying to raise...

2. Amber Frey said she rated her first date with Scott Peterson a 10. Well, any date with a murderer that you survive is pretty good.

3. This is true. Michael Jackson nicknamed one of his boys blowhole. I have two words. Case Closed!

Now, as for the movie quote, Bart has come into this game and is kicking all your butts. He got the last one, which was A Bug's Life, correct.

Bart gets to never have to see either of my cats. Ever.

Ok...A really easy one for you all..."How many assholes do we have on this ship? (Whole crew raises hands) I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!"