Leno

[leia131]

Sometimes I watch Jay Leno, and his jokes are just...eh.

And then sometimes I watch him and I laugh like a fool. And a loon. And a loony fool. And a foolsih loon. You get the idea.

Examples:

1. A school teacher slept with two of her 13 year old students. That's when we know our classrooms are really overcrowded. I mean, where's the individual attention? She is currently being held on 1 million dollars bail, which the two boys are trying to raise...

2. Amber Frey said she rated her first date with Scott Peterson a 10. Well, any date with a murderer that you survive is pretty good.

3. This is true. Michael Jackson nicknamed one of his boys blowhole. I have two words. Case Closed!

Now, as for the movie quote, Bart has come into this game and is kicking all your butts. He got the last one, which was A Bug's Life, correct.

Bart gets to never have to see either of my cats. Ever.

Ok...A really easy one for you all..."How many assholes do we have on this ship? (Whole crew raises hands) I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!"

Comments

[doingitonstage.livejournal.com]

OMFG Spaceballs!!! I love that movie!

[lafantome224.livejournal.com]

Thats so spaceballs. i just saw that at school a mere matter of weeks ago. parts are funny, parts arent so much.

[avalons-flute.livejournal.com]

ug...spaceballs...which i dislike...put quotes from movies i like! hehehe, jk

[basslyoon.livejournal.com]

spaceballs! god i love that movie! "hello my baby hello my hunny hello my rag time gal...."

[beckybrown.livejournal.com]

SPACEBALLS!!!!!!( kiss me no no no no no i hate you i hate you!....yet i find you strangely attractive...)