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Well I went to see The Mudge Boy, solely because parts of it were filemd on my family's farm, and it was one of themost bizarre movies I have ever seen.

They told us the kid wore his mom's old clothes and had a pet chicken.

They told us it was rated R. They told us there was a rape in it.

What they did not tell us was that R meant they'd be swearing every other scene, and there would be very vulgar and graphic descriptions of sex.

They also did not tell us that the rape was a boy raping another boy. (Now you all know that I have nothing against slash, but this was just so wrong in every possible way.)

Nor did they tell us that at the end of the movie, the kid BITES THE HEAD OFF THE FUCKING CHICKEN!!! Why? Nooooooooo one knooooooows.....

It was weird.

Anyways, that was my night, which proceeded an adventure to the mall with Sam and Hannahmylove that involved Disney porn, hats, lots of money wasted on things we didn't really need but had to have anyways, and love advice from the happy bunnies, which I will post separately.

I AM NOT BITTER ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY

Just to prove that my title is true, here is some Valentine's Day humor, courtesy of the Happy Bunnies. It is kinda long, but it is funny.

Love Tips and Tricks:

Chapter 1: The Crush

Advice: Let your new crush know that you are sincere and genuine.
Bunny: I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me.

Advice: Tell the hottie that you think they're the best.
Bunny: I think you're about the best I can do for now.

Chapter 2: Spying

Tip: Spying is just like when two people in love go for a long walk, except one of them doesn't know they're being followed.

Q: Is spying as bad as it sounds?
A: They're in your thoughts, you're in their bushes. It all evens out. And, it's a good way to protect your sweetie from danger. Like the danger of them meeting somebody better than you.

Chapter 3: Let the Love Flow

Advice: Always tell your hunny-bunny how cute they are
Bunny: It's cute how you think I'm listening.

Advice: Show them that you care.
Bunny: It worries me that you are so stupid.

Chapter 4: The Unrelenting Daily Grind of Pure Love

Advice: Once you get togther, you can tell each other exactly what you're thinking.
Bunny: You suck at everything, and you always have, and always will, and you even preemptively suck at things that haven't been invented yet. But don't feel bad. I still haven't found your replacement.

Chapter 5: It's Over.

Advice: Breaking up is hard. Be gentle.
Bunny: Hate is just a special type of love that we give to people who suck.

Advice: Take some responsibility.
Bunny: It's not you, it's me. Really. I'm the one who wants out of this sucky relationship.

Hope you all liked this. I thought it was freaking hysterical.