I AM NOT BITTER ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY
Feb. 13th, 2005 01:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131Just to prove that my title is true, here is some Valentine's Day humor, courtesy of the Happy Bunnies. It is kinda long, but it is funny.
Love Tips and Tricks:
Chapter 1: The Crush
Advice: Let your new crush know that you are sincere and genuine.
Bunny: I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me.
Advice: Tell the hottie that you think they're the best.
Bunny: I think you're about the best I can do for now.
Chapter 2: Spying
Tip: Spying is just like when two people in love go for a long walk, except one of them doesn't know they're being followed.
Q: Is spying as bad as it sounds?
A: They're in your thoughts, you're in their bushes. It all evens out. And, it's a good way to protect your sweetie from danger. Like the danger of them meeting somebody better than you.
Chapter 3: Let the Love Flow
Advice: Always tell your hunny-bunny how cute they are
Bunny: It's cute how you think I'm listening.
Advice: Show them that you care.
Bunny: It worries me that you are so stupid.
Chapter 4: The Unrelenting Daily Grind of Pure Love
Advice: Once you get togther, you can tell each other exactly what you're thinking.
Bunny: You suck at everything, and you always have, and always will, and you even preemptively suck at things that haven't been invented yet. But don't feel bad. I still haven't found your replacement.
Chapter 5: It's Over.
Advice: Breaking up is hard. Be gentle.
Bunny: Hate is just a special type of love that we give to people who suck.
Advice: Take some responsibility.
Bunny: It's not you, it's me. Really. I'm the one who wants out of this sucky relationship.
Hope you all liked this. I thought it was freaking hysterical.
Love Tips and Tricks:
Chapter 1: The Crush
Advice: Let your new crush know that you are sincere and genuine.
Bunny: I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me.
Advice: Tell the hottie that you think they're the best.
Bunny: I think you're about the best I can do for now.
Chapter 2: Spying
Tip: Spying is just like when two people in love go for a long walk, except one of them doesn't know they're being followed.
Q: Is spying as bad as it sounds?
A: They're in your thoughts, you're in their bushes. It all evens out. And, it's a good way to protect your sweetie from danger. Like the danger of them meeting somebody better than you.
Chapter 3: Let the Love Flow
Advice: Always tell your hunny-bunny how cute they are
Bunny: It's cute how you think I'm listening.
Advice: Show them that you care.
Bunny: It worries me that you are so stupid.
Chapter 4: The Unrelenting Daily Grind of Pure Love
Advice: Once you get togther, you can tell each other exactly what you're thinking.
Bunny: You suck at everything, and you always have, and always will, and you even preemptively suck at things that haven't been invented yet. But don't feel bad. I still haven't found your replacement.
Chapter 5: It's Over.
Advice: Breaking up is hard. Be gentle.
Bunny: Hate is just a special type of love that we give to people who suck.
Advice: Take some responsibility.
Bunny: It's not you, it's me. Really. I'm the one who wants out of this sucky relationship.
Hope you all liked this. I thought it was freaking hysterical.
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Date: 2005-02-13 03:43 pm (UTC)"you even preemptively suck at things that haven't been invented yet."
hahahaha!!!
(ooooh, thats me...)
Happy V-day MEGalicious
Hey
Date: 2005-02-13 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-14 03:12 pm (UTC)heh
Date: 2005-02-14 06:28 pm (UTC)And I know. I love him.