I just... can't bring myself to be bitter about Valentine's Day. I couldn't last year either. I just like candy and hearts and valentines (mine have Ariel on them this year) too much to be bitter that I'm single.
And I bought myself a heart shaped balloon that says "love" on it at Shaw's the other day, and it makes me insanely happy. Cause I like balloons. It's my Valentine's Day gift from me to me.
Anyways. I saw this on Nessa's journal, and for some reason I suddenly feel like filling it out, so here goes.
I know, I know, I'm pretty late but I literally have not had time to look at LJ until now.
They had a fucking chocolate fountain at dinner tonight. I say GO VALENTINE'S DAY.
Holy Shit, it was good.
Nora and I watched Moulin Rouge today, and I still love Ewan in the emo collar. It still makes me want to cry and fuck him at the same time.
Nicole Kidman is still perfect.
I think it was a good V-Day. I got lots of valentines, including some from my mom's friend's kids, (which are adorable, BTW) and I got chocolate and those little rock hard hearts too, and so I don't have any reason to be bitter. Or sad. In fact, I feel pretty good.
Just to prove that my title is true, here is some Valentine's Day humor, courtesy of the Happy Bunnies. It is kinda long, but it is funny.
Love Tips and Tricks:
Chapter 1: The Crush
Advice: Let your new crush know that you are sincere and genuine. Bunny: I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me.
Advice: Tell the hottie that you think they're the best. Bunny: I think you're about the best I can do for now.
Chapter 2: Spying
Tip: Spying is just like when two people in love go for a long walk, except one of them doesn't know they're being followed.
Q: Is spying as bad as it sounds? A: They're in your thoughts, you're in their bushes. It all evens out. And, it's a good way to protect your sweetie from danger. Like the danger of them meeting somebody better than you.
Chapter 3: Let the Love Flow
Advice: Always tell your hunny-bunny how cute they are Bunny: It's cute how you think I'm listening.
Advice: Show them that you care. Bunny: It worries me that you are so stupid.
Chapter 4: The Unrelenting Daily Grind of Pure Love
Advice: Once you get togther, you can tell each other exactly what you're thinking. Bunny: You suck at everything, and you always have, and always will, and you even preemptively suck at things that haven't been invented yet. But don't feel bad. I still haven't found your replacement.
Chapter 5: It's Over.
Advice: Breaking up is hard. Be gentle. Bunny: Hate is just a special type of love that we give to people who suck.
Advice: Take some responsibility. Bunny: It's not you, it's me. Really. I'm the one who wants out of this sucky relationship.
Hope you all liked this. I thought it was freaking hysterical.
ATTENTION JACKIE, KIM, SARAH, JANEEA, HEATHER, AND ANY ONE ELSE WHO I DO NOT SEE IN SCHOOL. I AM SENDING YOU ALL VALENTINES. DO NOT ARGUE. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS IF YOU PREFER E-MAILED ONES OR SNAIL MAILED ONES. PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT Beetlegirl3000@adelphia.net AND TELL ME WHICH YOU WOULD PREFER, AND GIVE ME THE APPROPRIATE ADDRESS. THANK YOU.
Ok, now that that's out of the way, the Talent Show ROCKED!
Paul and Pat are the best.
And Renee liked my song. Renee: I found the Man of La Mancha script in the office. And I took it. And it now permanently resides in my purse."