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I haven't updated in a while, despite wanting to, because I have been studying Organic Chemistry like a FIEND. However, I just took the test (and it was AWFUL) so now I can do other things with my life.

Anyways, we all got dressed up and went to the Rugby Ball on Saturday, and I just have to say two things:

1. The Echo Center is so cool. And dancing in heels and a pretty dress amongst turtles and fishes made my life complete. Dude, it was awesome. That is the way to have a dance. If I'd had my way, I wouldn't have gone down to the dance floor (to be pushed around and elbowed out of the way by drunks) but stayed dancing upstairs with the frogs. It's not like you can't hear the music up there.

2. Boys have been going to dances since oh... about 5th grade. And they still look just as awkward and uncomfortable in their stiff button-up shirts and ties now, as they did then.

I did have a good time though. And I looked good. And Abby did my hair, and I danced provocatively with Nora, and it was fun. The music wasn't horrendous, and the people were... less drunk than usual.


Oh, and Abby and Phil and I saw Chicago at the Flynn yesterday. I really liked it (especially the glitter confetti), but BILLY FLYNN DID NOT TAP DANCE!! (These are my CAPSLOCK of rage and disappointment.) He was smarmy and fantastic, but I waited the entire show to see him tap dance, and he never did. :(  Also, Roxie looked like Liza Minelli from Cabaret. No, seriously. But I really did enjoy it.


Ok, that's all for the unexciting update on my life. I shall leave you with an Abby quote: "Sadly, I cannot do the tomato soup dance while carrying tomato soup."

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Yes, I'm updating again already. It's cause Orgo has fried my brain. In fact, I'm going to blame this entire post on Orgo. And The Price is Right.


Dear Toaster Strudels,

Don't get me wrong. I like you, I really do. But you've got to stop claiming superiority over pop-tarts. Because, let's face it, you're not better. You both come in a varitey of flavors, you both involve pastry, filling, and frosting, you're both breakfast foods, and you're both probably very bad for me. 

But Toaster Strudel? You're smaller than pop-tarts. Yes, you may be flaky, but there're two pop-tarts per package. And, you're missing the biggest advantage pop-tarts have over you: they're portable. One can just grab a pop-tart and go. No other prep is necessary. One can take a whole box on a bus, and survive for a couple days. One cannot do this with you, Toaster Strudel.

So yes, pop-tarts may be cheap, but they're also easy.

Megan