Little Orphan Megan

[leia131]

So while my parents had a big fancy party last night, I spent the night at Kelli's. We watched Wimbledon, which rocks sooooooo hardcore and has Paul Bettany in it, and Lord of the Rings #1.

I tried my very hardest to stay awake through Lord of the Rings, but I fell asleep right around the part where they decide not to continue over the huge icy mountain and go through the Mines of Moria instead. But I have seen that part once before, where Gandolf dies and such.

I woke up in time to see...umm damn what's his name again? Balthasar...no....Boromir? Yeah, sure, Boromir get killed, and stayed awake till the end.

Now, I may have mentioned this before, but this time I saw it throughout most of the movie and not just in one scene. SAM WANTS FRODO! In a very dirty way. I am serious. It's not even deniable. The way he looks at him....

And it's what they don't say, but COULD say that makes me think this way. Some examples:

Actual line by Sam: There's a big root in my back!

What he's not saying, but could: I wish it was something else digging into my back...

Actual line by Frodo: Just imagine you're home, in your own bed, with your own blanket, and your own pillow.

What he's not saying, but could : And me, naked.

Actual line by Frodo: Sam, I'm so glad you're with me!

What he's not saying, but could: Now, quick while there's no one around, SHAG ME!

I swear, Slash has taken over my brain. I seriously thought they were going to snog, right there on the mountain, and I am firmly convinced that the only reason they didn't is because Frodo doesn't get it. Stupid ponce.

Oh, yes, and what is this "Mr. Frodo" business? Does he have a Dom/Sub fetish too? I bet he does.

Which reminds me, DOM IS HOT! GO MERRY! (I mean Dominic Monawhatisname, who's nickname is Dom. Dom/Sub, Dom, get it? Nevermind.)

AND AND AND Do you know what they have at the end of the credits for Lord of the Rings? I just happened to be awake as this rolled by:

A special thanks to all the members of the official Lord of the Rings Fanclub:

AND THEN THEY LISTED ALL THE FUCKING MEMBERS OF THE ENTIRE FANCLUB! WHAT THE HELL?!!? IT WENT ON FOR LIKE EVER!

I dozed off again somewhere round the H's.

I'm off to find some good Sam/Frodo Fic. Toodles!

Comments

[tea-and-snark.livejournal.com]

Oh Megan! I've been a LotR fan for YEARS and even I won't touch the Sam/Frodo ship...but I know where to hook you up with some good fic, my cousin's into it and I have a few other connections...

Anyway, I'm glad you finally saw it!!!!! Because now you can finally understand the random references that I make all the time before I realize that you hadn't seen it. Woo!

And your quotes/what they mean....::ROTFLMAO::