Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Having my tooth out tomorrow, and even if I don't die of anxiety in the process I'm not making any promises about a post in the aftermath. Just so you know.

In other news, I'm watching the People's Choice Awards for the first time ever... How have I never watched this before? The whole thing is comedy gold. I'm pretty sure Shemar Moore is drunk, Stana Katic hijacked her introduction gig to thank the fans of Castle, the dresses are ridiculous, Sara Bareilles can't sing, and RDJ is Iron Man. Its all amazing.



Answer to last Wednesday's song: Auld Lang Syne. Somehow, no one guessed this.

So I went to get my teeth cleaned today.

And the girl that did it was new, so she's all like "Hi, I don't know you but I'm going to stick my hands in your mouth." And I'm like "Ok cool go for it."

Then she looks at my file.

Now I have NO IDEA why my personal history is in my dental file, but whatever. It says that I was in Encore Thater. And she gives me this look and goes "I'm scared to tell you my last name now."

My first thought is "Oh God, she's related to some bitchy horrible Encore member that I hated and she somehow knows that everyone hated them and she knows I will and then I'm going to associate her with them and stil have to let her clean my teeth even though I won't trust her anymore..."

So I ask what her last name is, and do you know what it is? Guess.

Lurvey. Christina Lurvey. She's Ron's niece. She called him Uncle Ron. Ew.

Anyways, she was in Encore like ages ago, and she and Cathy did not get along apparantly, and she hates Cathy and I was like that's ok cause I don't get along with Ron and we laughed and discussed Encore (which isn't easy to do when having your teeth cleaned, but still) and it was cool.

I don't think she's too terribly fond of 'Uncle Ron' either, and she seemed to know that most kids in Encore don't really like him.

But then she told me the very interesting fact that they hired her firend Angela, who is the theater director at Fair Haven, to be there when Ron and Cathy cast shows, so they're not completely unsupervised and biased when they cast. Just so you all know.

It was the best dentist appointment I've ever had.