Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

So Nora and Abby and I just had this conversation as we were walking back from dinner, and I almost died laughing. Thus, naturally, I have to post it.

Backstory: There's this guy who's like, in love with Nora, and no matter how many times and how many ways Nora tells him that she doesn't like him and doesn't want anything to do with him, he won't leave her alone. And we refer to him as Creepy. I don't even know his real name.

Me: Why do you always walk behind us? I want you in front of me at all times, where I can see you. I don't trust you back there.
Nora: It's a convenient way to hide from certain creepy people.
Me: Ahhh. Creepy. He's been wearing the same outfit for the past five days. (Which is true.)
Abby: He's repugnant. Every time I see him I just want to punch him in the face and say "Stop being a sketch pad!
Me: A sketch pad? Like for drawing?
Abby: Do you think he knows? Like do you think he sits around and thinks "Damn. I am creepy."
Me: No. (Only it took me ten minutes to get that out cause I was laughing so hard.)

I think I may be delirious from lack of sleep, the show being over, and all the homework I did today.


DEER CAMP IN THREE DAYS!!!

You know, I constantly think of/experience things that I want to put in here, and then when I sit down to type I can't remember any of them. WTF?

Random Events of My Life

- The only reason I got dressed today was becasue it's Kirstin's birthday and we had a little party for her. That means I got dressed at about 6:00pm.

- Emily made us key lime pie for Kirstin's party, and I've never had that before, but it was DELICIOUS.

- My Catholic college is currently showing The Birdcage on the movie channel, and we now also get LOGO, the gay channel. (Both of which I consider good things, just weird given the context.) And I was channel surfing at 3:00am (don't even ask) and Queer as Folk was on it and I watched it and it was SO FUCKING GOOD. God I love Hal Sparks. It's an amazing show. GAH.

- My philosophy professor wore a purple and yellow striped tie the other day, and when he walked into wheeled into entered the room, in my head I went HUFFLEPUFF TIE! YOU ARE A HUFFLEPUFF! AWWWWWWWWWWW! I think Hufflepuffs would be philosophy majors, don't you?

- I am a huge dork.

- I tried out for the directing scenes, and the cast list goes up tomorrow. AHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm so freaking nervous. I really need to be on a stage again. It's not that I don't like stage managing, because I do, but I'm also an attention whore and I need to be SEEN.

- Blackfriars came and did A Midsummer Night's Dream and it was SO AMAZING. And Puck was a satyr. How cool is that? But they cut the character of Snout, and I don't know why. Oh, and the other show they're doing this season? Cyrano.

- The Monty Python show goes off book tomorrow night... That's all I'm going to say about that.

- We watched Sleepy Hollow tonight. I don't know how, but I'd forgotten just how beautiful Johnny Depp is. Yes, I have 3 posters of him on my walls, but he's so much better in motion.

- That movie always reminds me of Hannah. I LOVE MY HANNAH! I MISS MY HANNAH!


I'll be back tomorrow if I think of anything else. Peace!



ETA: Somehow I forgot the part where we, as a suite, with boys, watched Alice In Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy. That's right kids, we watched Alice in Wonderland porn. From the 70's. And it was actually sort of good, like with a followable plot. I'd watch it again, in fact. But there were musical numbers! With choreography! And only one of them was about a penis!

Oh, I love my suite.