Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

My last real Encore show is done. And I am sad.

So let's distract me with some fun memories, shall we?

I wanted to mention that I spent an hour one night watching That 70's Show in the Chorus room with Pat, Gerry, and Vanessa. It was great fun, and we all knew and sang the theme song. Loudly and off key. Ha ha ha!

Becky: *The line is "Your virture is my privelige"* Your virginity is my privilege!

Aaron: Puck's supposed to be an effeminante male. In our case...it's Renee.

I tripped over my scooter on the way offstage. Ouch.

Pat: Arise my love! *Bart raises sword, slowly and phallicly*

Lydia moved her hand when Bart and Pat went to kiss. Hahahahahahaha!

Pat: With hands as pale as milk! *Hold up hands, while wearing white gloves.*

Me: *Lipstick in hand* Where does this go?
Kristen: In Pat's purse.

Paul twitches when he pretends to sleep. I wonder if he twitches when he really sleeps?

Then the music awards and senior recital...Yeah.

Mrs Hart: I felt just like a mother hen with all my little ducklings. (Ok Woman, let's just get this straight. Hens DO NOT HAVE DUCKLINGS.)

Today, I love you, because the Pope is Catholic; some Rabbis are Jewish; and the wind blows North. Sometimes.
Today I hate uptightness.

Ok, so I lied. This week wasn't as busy as I thought. So sue me.

It also wasn't very funny, apparantly, because I have nothing to say in here. Which is very sad.

Another very sad thing is April Fool's Day. Absolutely nothing exciting happened. We made fruit salad in Spanish. Yippiee.

On the bright side the show is tomorrow, and we so totally rock hardcore, so it's going to be great. And anyone who says differently (PAT) can kiss my pale white ass.

And on another bright side, A Midsummer Night's Dream is beginning to rival Peter Pan for best huge cast Encore show in my high school career. And Paul is so cute as Lysander. And Josh is a fantastic Shakespearean actor. And we get to ride scooters. And Becky is just so generally wonderful because she is now in both Chaucer casts, and A Midsummer Night's Dream, and her head hasn't even exploded.

Uta Hagen is cool.

Anna, I miss you.

If anyone has a poem they'd like to submit to the Literary Club magazine, I or Kelli would be glad to take it.

And if anyone can find me/make me a Midsummer icon for my journal, that would be cool. I can't seem to find one.

Today I love acting.

Today I hate people who have one line and don't know it. (This is not in reference to anyone, just a general annoyance)

Oh, yes, and I'm writing a play. It's not really very good, but I like it.

At rehersal tonight:

Ryan: I have bean bag balls, clubs, rings, and torches.
Me: Is there anything you don't have?
Becky: A tutu.


Ha ha ha!

So as for the movie, it was Lilo and Stitch. Janeea and Becky got it right. They each get a cute and fluffy point.

For the next quote, I am only going to give you all one word, but I guarntee that you will all know it. I want to see a big response here people! I am in a point giving out mood! Ready? Here it is: "Savvy?"

So I watched Down with Love again...and now you all have to suffer with some quotes from it.

Vicky: I'm sorry they've been riding your tail so hard over there.
Guy: I'm not.

Peter: I have enough insecurities without having to worry about my socks falling down!

Peter: The only thing I have to offer a woman is the same thing you have to offer a woman. You!

Peter: Catch, you're the best friend a man with 20 diagnosed psychoseses could have.
Catch: Well, we've been friends a long time. I knew you when you only had 12.

Catch: You said she was a spinster!
Peter: I did not! I have never used the word spinster in my life! Well, except when I told my mother it was technically incorrect for her to call her son a spinster.
Catch: Do you still want to go out with Vicky?
Peter: Of course! Do you think I want to end up a spinster?

Vicky: The men who resent me won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect me won't give me the time of night.
Peter: If I had the chance, I'd resent and respect you, day and night and night and day!

(Upon careful consideration, Becky, I have decided that it would indeed be funnier if Catch poured the ice water down his pants)

(THE ELEVATOR SLIDE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)

Vicky: For being so man crazy all my life, I sure can't stand 'em.

Peter: I feel like I'm going to explode!
Catch: Finally.

10 minutes?
10 minutes.

Peter: HOMOSEXUAL! I'm not HOMOsexual!

Vicky: Barbra!
Peter: Vicky!
Catch: Nancy!
Peter: Who are you calling Nancy?

Vicky: You're just like every other man!
Peter: I'm just like every other man!

Peter: You have to rip her apart, if not for the good of civilization then just for me!

Ok, I am done. Sorry. I can't help it. Becky got me hooked. And I love her for it.

So also today:

Mr. Sinclair: Tupack (Is how he pronounced it)
Class: Snicker Giggle Giggle
Mr. Sinclair: What?
Class: It's Tupac.
Mr Sinclair: I'm 57! What the Hell do you want?

Mr. Whitman gave me two very very bad mental images:
1. "Don't mind my clashing clothes. I got dressed in the dark today. (Now why would he do that? I don't really want to know.)
2. If I do have to resort to punishing you for not practicing, I'm not going to like, crack a whip over your heads. (Now THAT'S an image I do not need, but my dirty mind supplied me with. Them Kayla Steen felt the need to come up behind me and whisper "Whip me!")

So finally, the only part of this you will all read, the quote. The last quote was My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Janeea, Kim, Jean, Hannah, and Kelli all got it right. They all get one "Boont Cake" point.

The next quote is "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." (This may be from a song as well, but I do not know. It's from a movie, as far as I know. Anyone who can tell me the song, if there is one, gets a really special point.)

Wow I am such a dork. Livejournal was down for like maybe 24 hours and I did not know what to do with myself heh.

So here is what you missed:

Eric broke his finger playing basketball.

My dad fell asleep while holding his half full wine glass, and dropped it, spilling red wine all over the carpet, chouch, and his pants. Damn senile old drunk. Heh.

And I bloody found it!

"Yay potatoes!" Harry said, climbing into one of the dining-room chairs. Both of them looked at him.
"Did you like mashed potatoes when you were eight?" Remus asked.
"Hated them."
"Me too."
Sirius shrugged, and pushed Remus gently towards the table. "He can have my peas, too..." Remus called after him.

Hee hee hee. I love Becky.

So. As for the movie, the last quote was indeed from A Knight's Tale, and Paul Bettany rocks my world! Janeea and Kim got it correct, and for a prize they get to be the first to know that I got a new ligature today! Yippiee!

Here is the next quote: "You are a fat pudding, stuffed with proverbs."

Good Luck!

Wow, you people write a lot. I have to stop reading posts now because my eyes will no longer focus. I didn't get through them all, sorry.

Also, THANK YOU BECKY! (She was there and let me unload all my inner turmoil and things I just needed to TELL SOMEONE on her.)

P.S. Becky will get this: I post things about the person I love here so often in the vain hope that they will figure out who they are and save me from obsessing over telling them because I know that they read this...at least I hope they do...

So yesterday during the HELPFUL, INFORMATIVE, AND PRODUCTIVE ENCORE MEETING WHERE A LOT OF GOOD THINGS WERE SAID AND FEELINGS THAT NEEDED TO BE GOTTEN OUT WERE GOTTEN OUT, Chris goes "we were treding on thin water..." Apparantly we all have the power of Jesus now...

(DID YOU GET THAT BECKY? I THOUGHT IT WAS A FANTASTIC MEETING AND NOT AT ALL A WASTE OF TIME.)

And today, A block, which neither of us has so technically school hadn't even started yet, Russ goes "Today is a good day. No one has punched me in the face yet." And it was random like woah and I laughed.