leia131 | Entries tagged with movie quotes

How sweet would it be to do Mystique? She can be whoever you want her to... And several people all in one night. God, that'd be so cool.

That's all they have to do to convince the president etc. that mutants are ok. Let him have one night with Mystique. He'll never want to do away with people with powers again.

(I'm not watching X2 for the millionth time or anything.)

-She's good.
-You have no idea.

-You are a god among insects. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Oh, and just for the record, it didn't snow. It was sunny the whole way up.

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Distraction

Saw The Producers last night. I have never laughed so fucking hard in a theater. That was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

I went with Erin, Kristen, Hannah L, and Anna, and it seemed like we were the only ones laughing at the majority of the jokes. I concluded that this was because we were teenagers, so we got all the sex jokes, theater kids, so we got all the theater jokes, and musical people, so we liked the songs.

Then we went to Denny's and Renee joined us, and Anna and Renee ended up spending the night at my house.

Leo: I have this feeling inside...It's like a volcano...Ready to explode...What is that?
Max: It's called an erection.

Leo: I'm in pain, I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!

Oh it was a funny movie.

Now I must have the soundtrack.

Anna: (At like 3am) The dead body carrying-mobile...
Me: A hearse?

Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Aladdin

After calling almost every person I know, and failing to find an available person to go see Red Eye, I decided to get my creepy/hot guy fix by renting Queen of the Damned. I proceded to watch Stuart Townsend parade around half naked and half in skintight leather, and lots of eye make-up. After watching this movie, I suddenly realized why I was so attracted to Phil.

Then Heather called and said the retirement party for her mom was over and did I want to go to the late showing of Red Eye with her and Emalee.

So we went, and let me tell you that I would have done anything that man asked, and then fucked him in the bathroom. (This does not bode well for my real life relationships. I like vampires and calculating secret agents.)

Anyways...Oh yeah. The bathroom scene. God, I could just SEE the thoughts in her head as she was glaring at him in the tiny airplane bathroom: God I hate you and you're evil, yet I find myself strangely attracted to you...Do me?

Jackson: I haven't gone by the name Jack since I was five years old. My full name is Jackson Rippner. Think about it.
Lisa: That was nice of your parents.
Jackson: Yeah that's what I told them. Right before I killed them. (He was kidding. I think.)

Lisa: I've been trying to convince myself of one thing for two years.
Jackson: That it was beyond your control?
Lisa: That it would never happen again.

Yeah. So here's what I learned tonight:

1. Vampires must spend a fortune on eye makeup and leather.
2. There are no fat, ugly, or old vampires. There are only young, cute, hip ones. If a fat, ugly, or old one does appear, he will shortly become dead.
3. Being a dumb whore groupie/bimbo will get you a painful death. Being a clever librarian will get you an eternity with Lestat and his skintight pants.
4. Drinking the blood of The Queen of the Damned will enable you, if you are a vampire, to walk in the sun.
5. Vampires make good rockers, and have excellent singing voices.
6. Never become a hotel manager, especially if you have big name clients.
7. When someone calls you and frantically tells you to pull a fire alarm, do it.
8. If you disable/kill a hitman, make sure you take all his guns, knives, etc. off his person for you to use later.
9. The suave, calculating, intelligent, (gorgeous) unbeatable phycho you are up against will always turn into a clumsy, stupid, bumbling, (but still gorgeous) easily beat fool when you need him to.
10. Even if you have spent an hour crying and whimpering and being stupid and obvious in your escape attempts, you will always suddenly grow both a brain and a backbone when you need them and thereby defeat your phychotic enemy.

P.S. The scene in QotD where Lestat and whatever Allyia's character's name was are in the bathtub with the red rose petals? HOTTEST THING EVER.

Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Fan

I FINALLY (finally) saw Garden State.

At first, I was wary of it. I like Zach Braff, but I was really disliking his movie (Come on. He wrote, directed, and starred in it. It's his movie.) up until the point where Natalie Portman showed up.

Now, I like Natalie Portman, and I watch her movies just for that reason alone, but she honestly did a really good job here. I was impressed.

And the movie definately picked up after her entrance; then it had a beautiful happy ending (I am a huge sucker for well done happy endings) so I liked it. I really liked it.

Quote of the movie:
Mark: I'm gonna kill that Mother Fucker.
Andrew: Pun intended?

They did swear a lot. That put me off a bit. I find excessive swearing detracts from character development and plot progression. Eh.

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sleepy

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Let's Run Away to Atlantic City

Just watched Good Will Hunting for the first time. I liked it. I concluded some things.

1. Matt Damon is pretty.
2. He can act.
3. He can't maintain a Boston accent.
4. His nose wiggles when he laughs.

As of this moment, I like Matt Damon. I guess I never liked him before because everyone else did. But now, I like him because he has freckles on his back and his nose wiggles when he cries too, not just because everyone else in the world likes him. So there.

Did I mention he was pretty?

Quotes:

If you are still here in 20 years, I'll just kill you. That's not a threat, it's a fact. I'll just kill you.

Let's go. I'll buy you a drink.
The drinks are free.
I know. I was just being ironical.

That is the ugliest freakin' car I have ever seen in my entire life.

If the professor asks about the job, tell him, "Sorry. I had to go see about a girl."
Son of a gun. He stole my line.

Heh.

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lethargic

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: Hmmmmmmmmmm

What ranDOM movie quote are you? by merenwen_ruby
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The Quote	"But mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close,Not even a little bit at all.."-Kat Stratford(10 things I Hate about You)

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Heh.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: TV

I used to break into petshops and liberate the canaries, but then I realized that was an idea way ahead of its time.

The thought of your...young body...comingling with her...withered flesh and...sagging...breasts...and...drooping.........buttocks...makes me...want to vomit.

Go on loving.

On another note...

What do bands get after concerts?
BJ's.

Ice cream, that is.

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peaceful

Oh, yes, and Paul, Pat, Gerry, Bart, and Devon all make me happy today.

Current Mood: peaceful
Current Music: My Eyes Hurt

Ok. There's this poem see, that I found in 8th grade and I really liked it so I copied it down and I remember it because I really like it and I wrote the whole thing out and it's really long, and as far as I could tell no one else had ever heard of it except me. Got it?

Mr. Peterson: My dad used to be kind of a rebel. Well...Yeah he was. He used to sit in the back of his car and recite poetry...like that poem The Highwayman. Has anyone ever heard of that poem?
Me: *Only one raising my hand* It's a beautiful poem.
Mr. Peterson: See? If you had been born 20 years earlier you could have met my dad and been my mother!
Class: *Laughing* Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Me: *Blushing madly*

Yeah. So that was weird.

Mr. Peterson: And all the girls liked my dad, because he was a rebel. So that's the secret, guys. Be a rebel and girls will like you.
Becky: Mr. Peterson essentially just said "If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy!!!"

And we watched The Graduate. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson! (She was cool. Evil, but cool.)

Mrs. Robinson: Isn't there something you want to say to me, Benjamin?
Ben: Yeah...uh I really appreciate this...
Mrs. Robinson: The room number, Benjamin.

Ben: *Shuts door, so he can have mad illegal sex, for the first time, in total darkness*
Simon and Garfunkle: Hello darkness my old friend...

Ben: I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends...

Ben: Elaine, I really like you...
Me: But, sadly, I'm a mother fucker. Your mother, in fact.

It was quite a good movie.

Oh, and here's the poem: http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/16431

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scared

Current Mood: scared
Current Music: Mrs. Robinson

This is long but I promise it's funny.

You know, I think I decided today that all the trials and tribulations and crazy teachers *Cough COSTELLO Cough* I've had at RHS are completely made null and void by this Senior Year YES Plan. It's just so totally perfect. Here's why:

1. I am directing and get to cast a play that I like and not the one I hated.
2. I am also directing a play who's entire cast is Ari.
3. Mr. Peterson + Mr. French = WOAH
4. Watching Anna react to the aforementioned two = priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's YES Plan
5. I have a hour off in the middle of each day
6. Neither class requires very much brain power
7. I held Vanessa's lollipop. (Take that however you want)

I am directing Paul's play. That he wrote...about himself. Conceited much? But the best part is that we don't have enough guys for it, so the character "Paul" is now "Paulette." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I made Paul into a girl. AND I LIKED IT!

Guys: *In reference to Drew Peterson* Yo Droopy! (Drew P, Droopy, Get it?)
Mr. Peterson: That's not an anatomical reference, as far as I know...

Mr. Peterson ate a piece of chalk today. No joke.

Mr. Peterson: They're all so full of angst! Ahhhh the angst in my pants!

Me. Peterson: *In reference to Rebel Without A Cause, which is a really good movie* So what if Dad dresses up like a French maid? I could deal with that if he bought me a new car! SUCK IT UP!

Jim's Dad: *In the movie* I once ate so much I couldn't swallow again until recess! (Took about half a second for Anna and I to look at each other and totally lose it)

Anna and I decided that Plato wants Jim the same was Sam wants Frodo. And he was wearing one red sock, which according to Mr. Peterson means he is in fact gay, so we were right.

Jim has two very bad lines: "You can trust me." and "You wanna explore?"

Cuckooboo. What, exactly, is a cuckooboo?

And now, a grammar lesson. I read seven plays today. Out of them, exactly two used your and you're correctly. Ok, children. YOUR indicates possession, such as "If you don't get this right, I'm going to kick YOUR ass." The ass belongs to you. YOU'RE is a contraction of YOU ARE and is used as a verb. Such as "If you don't know this by now, YOU'RE the biggest dumbass I've ever met." YOU ARE a dumbass. Get it? Got it? Good. No more PLEASE! Mommy has had enough bad grammar.

And I hate American Idol. Bo didn't win, and now I'm going to have to hear about it for THE REST OF MY LIFE!

That's it. Goodnight, and happy grammar!
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determined

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: NOT AMERICAN IDOL

I went to see Heather's play today (SIDE NOTE: I did not know Heather was even in a play until Emalee called me at noon and was like "Wanna go see Heather's play at two?") and it was a very good and very funny play. Five Women Wearing the Same Dress. The same ugly dress, I might add. There were some good lines...

It's like the bland leading the bland...

I am a Christian woman!

What on Earth goes through a man's head while he's fucking his fiancee's 13 year old sister?

Here's to drunken sex in public places!

(Forgive me if these aren't quite right...)

Then Em and I went to see A Lot Like Love and awwwwwwwww it was teh sweetest. I like Ashton Kutcher, and I refuse to be ashamed of that. He's not such a bad actor, really, and as they said in the movie "You're not...unattractive..." Ohh ohh ohh and my song was in the movie! *Squee* I even know the title now! Yippiee!

Oliver, you've been robbed.

Shhhh. Don't. You'll ruin it.

Today I love Breathe(2am) by Anna Nalick because it's my song

Today I hate Bernie Mac

Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Breathe

Two major things of today:

1. Rehersal. It was only Becky, Paul, Josh, and myself, but it was fun! We started rehersal off by scootering around "for practice" but really because we wanted to scoot. er. And then the front wheel fell off Josh's scooter. Which was hilarious. And his first words were "It's not my fault!"

And Paul was late, and he looked like he'd just rolled out of bed and come to rehersal, and so when we tried to do an "eye contact reading" his hair and the way he made eye contact with me were very distracting and I could not stop laughing and so I got the LOOK OF DEATH from Mrs. Archer, which was also funny. (And wow that's all one sentence.) Also the way he and Becky snapped their heads around to avoid losing eye contact when changing who they were talking too was hil-fucking-arious. So it was a good afternoon.

2. Ari, Kelli, Lydia (Ari's sister) Hannahmylove, and I all went to see Robots....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO FUNNY!

And I paid for Hannah as a birthday present, and we concluded that Ari always has to pee.

It was worth the seven dollars just to see a robot voiced by Robin Williams and dressed as a female operaesque viking warrior sing and dance to Hit Me Baby, One More Time. And for some odd reason we were the only ones laughing at most of the jokes...Stupid uptight people.

WE SAW THE EPISODE III TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOING TO BE SO SAD!!!!!!! (AND SOOOOOO GOOD) and Kelli and I are going opening night, in costume. I've always wanted to do that. AND THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE!

Also saw the Willy Wonka trailer. Realllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy fucked up and quite scary, but so totally going to see that too. Love Johnny Depp and Willy Wonka too much not to.

"I'm made of a rare metal. It's called afraidium. It's yellow, and tastes like chhhhhhiiiiiiiiiken!"

"Oodles."

"Are you all right?" "I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Ball!" "I'm gonna take that as a no."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

And I'm spent.

Today I love feeling like I didn't waste seven dollars.

Today I hate dastardly plans.

Current Mood: satisfied
Current Music: Hummmmmmmmmmmm

So while my parents had a big fancy party last night, I spent the night at Kelli's. We watched Wimbledon, which rocks sooooooo hardcore and has Paul Bettany in it, and Lord of the Rings #1.

I tried my very hardest to stay awake through Lord of the Rings, but I fell asleep right around the part where they decide not to continue over the huge icy mountain and go through the Mines of Moria instead. But I have seen that part once before, where Gandolf dies and such.

I woke up in time to see...umm damn what's his name again? Balthasar...no....Boromir? Yeah, sure, Boromir get killed, and stayed awake till the end.

Now, I may have mentioned this before, but this time I saw it throughout most of the movie and not just in one scene. SAM WANTS FRODO! In a very dirty way. I am serious. It's not even deniable. The way he looks at him....

And it's what they don't say, but COULD say that makes me think this way. Some examples:

Actual line by Sam: There's a big root in my back!

What he's not saying, but could: I wish it was something else digging into my back...

Actual line by Frodo: Just imagine you're home, in your own bed, with your own blanket, and your own pillow.

What he's not saying, but could : And me, naked.

Actual line by Frodo: Sam, I'm so glad you're with me!

What he's not saying, but could: Now, quick while there's no one around, SHAG ME!

I swear, Slash has taken over my brain. I seriously thought they were going to snog, right there on the mountain, and I am firmly convinced that the only reason they didn't is because Frodo doesn't get it. Stupid ponce.

Oh, yes, and what is this "Mr. Frodo" business? Does he have a Dom/Sub fetish too? I bet he does.

Which reminds me, DOM IS HOT! GO MERRY! (I mean Dominic Monawhatisname, who's nickname is Dom. Dom/Sub, Dom, get it? Nevermind.)

AND AND AND Do you know what they have at the end of the credits for Lord of the Rings? I just happened to be awake as this rolled by:

A special thanks to all the members of the official Lord of the Rings Fanclub:

AND THEN THEY LISTED ALL THE FUCKING MEMBERS OF THE ENTIRE FANCLUB! WHAT THE HELL?!!? IT WENT ON FOR LIKE EVER!

I dozed off again somewhere round the H's.

I'm off to find some good Sam/Frodo Fic. Toodles!

Current Mood: okay
Current Music: Oh, Screaming

Ok here goes:

Today, at some point, Mrs. Hart saw Hannahmylove sitting all alone in the hallway and called her a sad little tuna. Why a tuna?

Well Hannah told Kelli and me this at lunch. And this was the conversation that followed.

Me: Well tuna travel in schools, so if you were all alone, and you were a tuna you would be sad. She was relating you to that.
Kelli: Do tuna travel in schools? I thought they were solitary, like salmon. Only together when it's time to breed.
Hannah: That's swordfish.
Kelli: Oh yeah.
Hannah: Swordfish don't travel in schools because they'd just poke each other in the butts. That's physics.

I love my friends.

We also watched a bit of Ice Age in Spanish today, but Ryan conveniently forgot to put it in Spanish.

"How do we even know it's an ice age?"
"Because. Of all. THE ICE!"

I tried to scan the awesome stick figures I did in Physics today, but either my scanner or my computer or both hate me.

Whatever.

Peace out!

Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Basketball, of all things

I watched Damien: Omen II today, and I learned some things.

1. The antichrist couldn't kill people if they weren't so incredibly stupid. This woman was attacked by one bird. One. Not a flock, like in The Birds, just one bird. And not even a big bird, like an eagle, just a crow. One crow. And she couldn't manage to beat off/escape from ONE CROW. By the time she stumbled in the path of a Mack truck I wanted her to die.

2. The antichrist is cute. And funny. And says "thank you" when you give him cake. And offers to do things for you, like open doors. Then he kills people, mercilessly. So beware cute, funny, polite boys, because they could be the antichrist.

3. If the antichrist says "I love you, you are like a brother to me, don't leave me, please don't make me beg you to go with me, please go with me" GO WITH HIM. Otherwise, he will make you have an anyurism, and then cry about it because even though he is the antichrist he has feelings too.

4. Little 5 year old kid that kills people mainly without knowing what he is doing = cool and creepy. 12 year old boy who kills people because they pose a threat to him and the powers he is coming into = sad and creepy. Adult who kills people and has a big scary dog = just weird. Especially when that adult is played by the guy from Jurassic park.

"Ha! Dinosaurs? I'm not afraid of dinosaurs! I'm the fucking antichrist! Bam! Anuyrism on your scaly ass, T-rex! Hey raptors, wanna come help me kill stupid people?"

Also had this thought, because I am reading Good Omens, in which Adam is the antichrist.

Damien: I'm the antichrist!
Adam: No! I'm the antichrist!
Damien: I kill people just by looking at them!
Adam: Well, I can make it rain fish!
Damien: I have a hellhound!
Adam: I have one too!
Damien: I have an evil name, and the creepy dark hair look, and 666 on my skull, and a billion dollar company, and dark suits, and lackeys, and the only way to kill me is with these 7 specific daggers! So there!
Adam: Yeah, well I have Crowley and Azriphale!
Damien: Ok, you win.

And the last quote was indeed Aladdin. Stephanie and Janeea got it right, and they each get a 3 Wishes point. Here is a new quote for you all "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Current Mood: geeky
Current Music: The Final Conflict!

So I watched Down with Love again...and now you all have to suffer with some quotes from it.

Vicky: I'm sorry they've been riding your tail so hard over there.
Guy: I'm not.

Peter: I have enough insecurities without having to worry about my socks falling down!

Peter: The only thing I have to offer a woman is the same thing you have to offer a woman. You!

Peter: Catch, you're the best friend a man with 20 diagnosed psychoseses could have.
Catch: Well, we've been friends a long time. I knew you when you only had 12.

Catch: You said she was a spinster!
Peter: I did not! I have never used the word spinster in my life! Well, except when I told my mother it was technically incorrect for her to call her son a spinster.
Catch: Do you still want to go out with Vicky?
Peter: Of course! Do you think I want to end up a spinster?

Vicky: The men who resent me won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect me won't give me the time of night.
Peter: If I had the chance, I'd resent and respect you, day and night and night and day!

(Upon careful consideration, Becky, I have decided that it would indeed be funnier if Catch poured the ice water down his pants)

(THE ELEVATOR SLIDE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)

Vicky: For being so man crazy all my life, I sure can't stand 'em.

Peter: I feel like I'm going to explode!
Catch: Finally.

10 minutes?
10 minutes.

Peter: HOMOSEXUAL! I'm not HOMOsexual!

Vicky: Barbra!
Peter: Vicky!
Catch: Nancy!
Peter: Who are you calling Nancy?

Vicky: You're just like every other man!
Peter: I'm just like every other man!

Peter: You have to rip her apart, if not for the good of civilization then just for me!

Ok, I am done. Sorry. I can't help it. Becky got me hooked. And I love her for it.

So also today:

Mr. Sinclair: Tupack (Is how he pronounced it)
Class: Snicker Giggle Giggle
Mr. Sinclair: What?
Class: It's Tupac.
Mr Sinclair: I'm 57! What the Hell do you want?

Mr. Whitman gave me two very very bad mental images:
1. "Don't mind my clashing clothes. I got dressed in the dark today. (Now why would he do that? I don't really want to know.)
2. If I do have to resort to punishing you for not practicing, I'm not going to like, crack a whip over your heads. (Now THAT'S an image I do not need, but my dirty mind supplied me with. Them Kayla Steen felt the need to come up behind me and whisper "Whip me!")

So finally, the only part of this you will all read, the quote. The last quote was My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Janeea, Kim, Jean, Hannah, and Kelli all got it right. They all get one "Boont Cake" point.

The next quote is "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." (This may be from a song as well, but I do not know. It's from a movie, as far as I know. Anyone who can tell me the song, if there is one, gets a really special point.)

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: TV

Just some things I wanted to mention.

On the way home from New York I saw Super Troopers for the first time. I was amused, to say the least.

My favorite part:
(Guy wearing a bullet proof cup, and nothing else, gets shot in his cup, flies backwards):Whooooo!
Guy who shot him: How you feeling?
Guy in cup: Good enough...to fuck your mom!

Yesterday in Anthro we learned that the Vikings raped and pillaged, but they also had to raise cattle and trade, because you can't eat everything you rape and pillage. Especially if you've already raped it.

Today in Calc Mr. Sinclair held up the WSYB Christmas fund cup and said to the class: "Ok, let's see some change, you cheap sons of bitches!" We were shocked and amused.

Renee said this at lunch: I am going to add men to my list of pet peeves.

Steve informed our Physics class today that he wants to become a rocket scientist so that when people say "You don't have to be a rocket scientist" he can say that he is. That is the only reason he would choose that profession.

I also got a 100 on my English Vocab quiz that Amanda Dagg got a 75 on, and many others got 20s. Yeah Me!

Current Mood: confused
Current Music: Humming

The Whole Nine Yards is quite a funny movie. I highly reccommend it.

Oz: Jimmy and Franky they're in...you know, what's it called?
Cynthia: Cahoots?
Oz: Yeah. That's it. Cahoots.

Tomb Raider is quite good too.
Brice: It's a clock. It ticks. It tells the time. (Looks at clock, compares to watch) It's wrong.

Yeah for watching movies on TV AND AND AND finishing my English project! Go me!

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Tomb Raider

SpongeBob SquarePants! And I saw his movie! And it was funny!

Frankly, it's exactly what you expect it to be, just like a really long episode of the show. Funny if you like SpongeBob, which I do, kinda stupid if you don't. But I laughed quite a bit, especially at the pirates. I liek pirates.

That said, the funniest thing I saw was a preview for some movie by Dreamworks about animals that escape from the Central Park Zoo where this zebra goes "The penguins are going." and the lion goes "The penguins are deranged!"

Also

Plankton: PLan Z! It's evil! It's diabolical! It's lemon scented!

Plankton: Karen, my computer wife, this day is as wonderful as the day that you consented to marry me!
Karen: I never consented.

Ha ha ha! I do enjoy SpongeBob. And Gary. And Plankton. But I cannot stand Patrick. He reminds me of my brother.

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: SpongeBob Squarepants

Have seen Pocahontas dozens of dozens of times, but have only realized in watching it today what a truly beautiful movie it is. The music, the animation, the screen shots...I could go on and on. Was however slightly annoyed by the ubiquitous orange and pink (PINK? Since when are leaves pink?) leaves, faintly reminiscent of the hearts in The Tenth Kingdom, which were also annoying.

But am really pathetic because was moved to actual tears by this scene.
Pocahontas: It would have been better if we'd never met.
John Smith: I would rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years having never met you.

*Sigh*

In other news, for some odd reason Justin Milazzo had Seth Creed color a mustache on him with one of those licorice scented markers. He had a scented mustache.

Then we watched this really, well...interesting, movie version of Macbeth in English. When they were casting a spell at the beginning, Second Witch seriously looked like she was having an orgasm. There was a lot of panting and moaning and then she like screamed and collapsed. Then the other two picked her up and she had this really funny look on her face like I imagine someone would after an orgasm. I started giggling uncontrollably.

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Austin Powers

Ok, this may turn out to be longish but I promise it will be funny.

First off, I would like to take this time to announce my undying love for the movie Spaceballs, and also my newfound love for the Beatles. If anyone has a Beatles album they would like to burn for me...

Now some entertaining Spaceballs quotes...

Barf: I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Lone Star: We're not just doing this for money, we're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!

Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?

Lone Star: They've gone to plaid!

Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

Princess Vespa: I can't shoot this, I hate guns!...My hair! They shot my hair! Son of a bitch! (Bam Bam Bam, she mows down all the bad guys)
Barf: That was pretty good...for a girl.
Dot: Oh, come on! That was pretty good for Rambo!

Someone: She's switched from suck to blow!

Dark Helmet: Lone Star, before you die, there is something you should know...I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!
Lone Star: And that makes us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Priest: What's your name?
Barf: Barf.
Priest: Your full name!
Barf: Barfolomew!

MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

Ok now I've got that out of my system.

Mrs. Costello asked us to write down what our strongest belief was. I was thinking about the Savage Garden song Affirmation because all the lines begin with "I believe..." and one talks about Karma. So then Heidi says that she believes that if you are a good person, good things will come to you, which is karma. So I said "Karma." Then Ryan, who doesn't believe in that sort of thing, goes "Crazy." And since I wasn't affirming my belief in it I went "Kidding." So it sounded like this:
Karma.
Crazy.
Kidding.

Funny right?

Then Alex read his belief, which was "There are no shortcuts to life's greatest achievements." And if that sounds like an inspirational poster, that's because it is. He copied it off the poster in front of him.

Also, Mrs. Costello, for some unknown reason, calls Jess Littler Jen. Jen? WTF?

I think that's all. I hope it was funny. :)

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